apparently my URL has been decided to be the Patrick/Travie McCoy ship name and the “mcstump” tag is overflowing omfg

it was supposed to just be a play on McDonald’s and Patrick Stump, how did it end up like this

it was only a pun

it was only a pun

Anonymous asked:
I want to die

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

extrajordanary:


If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

extrajordanary:

If this doesn’t mean anything to you, please listen to this priceless piece of comedy immediately.

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

pearl-of-grace:

luffndstuff:

umbriss:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

What the actual fuck hahahaha

The harmonies on this are actually really tight and it’s a well made funny song. I showed this to a friend the other day, actually.

THIS AGAIN

salcalivitrin:

xx
"I don’t know much about relationships. I don’t know anything about love. All I want, like, in this whole world, is to just keep talking to you. I wanna know how your day was, where you wanna eat, and I wanna argue with you. And I wanna hear all your theories, even the ones that are just completely, you know, wrong. And I know it’s not that simple. I just believe that if you are really willing to continue having this conversation with me, then we can figure the rest out."

ight we need to talk about the freckles dylan o’brien has on his neck and shoulders bc I am absolutely going insane

why did I not notice how hot he is before like he’s tall-ish and skinny and has good hair and is LITERALLY 100% MY TYPE

I saw the internship when it came out and thought he was mad cute but now I’m watching the first time and like DAMN GURL

egoting:

teenbitch:

WHAT

OMG

egoting:

teenbitch:

WHAT

OMG